I know this is a little early, but I want this to get to you fast.
Santa, can you help me win a lottery? I want to buy a car, coz these buses are annoying. I get really late to come home after work and then I leave home really early coz I go by van. So that means, I’ve got very little time to sleep. Don’t you think that’s just sad?
But the thing is, even though I get a car, I’m still not good at driving, especially not with these goons on the road. I close my eyes when vehicles come too fast from the opposite direction. Sigh! But I think that’s coz I lack experience in driving. So help me get a car ok?
Then, can you get me the Becoming Jane DVD? See, I had that. But, this real nasty boy spoilt my copy. And now I can’t find it ANYWHERE. I must have gone to atleast 50 DVD shops, but I still can’t find it. Get me that, please?
Also, can I have lots of white chocolate?
An invisibility cloak?
Purple slippers, silver shoes? Ah wait, I’m going to get some shoes this weekend. So that’s ok.
Ah, an easy diet programme? I’m too fat, but I like to eat also.
Oh… U know Santa, I’ve got two other things to ask you and they are really really important. See, I know people usually ask for this nice boy and that nice boy. Can you do me a huge favour? Can you help me forget that boy (you know what boy, ne)? It’s driving me crazy. I don’t know how you can help me do this, but I know you can and you’re my last hope. Maybe, you can bring me a nice guitarist? Ah, no, no. No boys this Christmas. But please help me forget that bugger ok?
The other big favour I want from you this Christmas Santa is this – This country is a nice country. But these fellows who lead the country are messing it up big time yet again. And just when we thought things might change, the dark truth is just beginning to show. They don’t care about the country, or the people they claim to care about. They only care about themselves. And I fear. I don’t want another big scary war. Please Santa, help these leaders see that? Maybe inject in them some compassion, some respect, and re-charge their brains? I know you can do that too.
That’s about it Santa (I think). If I come across anything more I want from you, I’ll let you know.
Have a nice December.